Crappy Holidays 2020, Corona Ugly Holiday Sweater Sweatshirt

$ 39.00

Crappy Holidays 2020 Ugly Holiday Sweater, Crew Neck Sweatshirt. Have 6 inch long q-tips been dancing in your head? The new low-calorie sugarplum! Don we now our plague apparel? Now with all the triggers and none of the warnings! This is the crap, crappiest shirt, of the year! It's really terrible, because we are.  And you are too. We can see you laughing, don't try to hide it.

  • 6.5 oz. Premium Bella+Canvas pre-laundered sponge fleece.
  • 100% sweatshop free
  • Eco-friendly dying processes, made in America.
  • 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
  • Non toxic, waterbase printing ink
  • Choose XS-4XL
  • Unisex. Runs true to size for dudes, ladies size down one. Or just be comfortable, whatever. Who cares what you look like anymore.
  • Get one for the whole family and pretend you're taking a picture together.  But you can't, because everything sucks.
  • Note - this mockup is crap, but so it this year - real photo soon! We just pulled this out of our butts a minute ago. But now we have happy model customer photos, woohoo!
Swab your brain and swap disease-laden spit under the Rona mistletoe, get a 5g implant in pill or injection form, and just wear that mask over your f'ing nose while you do it, k? Have a joyous one!

An incredibly soft and relaxed unisex style, this pullover sweatshirt features a classic crew neck and long raglan sleeves. Hand printed in the USA in our Detroit Michigan studio, located in Historic Eastern Market. See it on a t-shirt too! And now even a mask!