Demon Sperm Mask, Adjustable Cloth Face Cover. Hand Made in Detroit, USA

$ 30.00

Demon Sperm Mask, Cloth Face Cover. Fitted, Two Layer Mask. 2020 is here and time for your new facial regimen!!! Book the in-home spa treatment of your (succubi) dreams with Dr. Stella. Sorry, Hydroxychloroquine package with Alien DNA/stem cell 5g laser not included.
  • Tight-weave poly exterior; soft bamboo viscose interior
  • NEW! Adjustable ear straps, with small silicone adjuster doodad suitable for all head sizes from super petite to epic melon/big beardo.
  • Fabric hand-printed in-house in Detroit, MI. USA!
  • Hand sewn in Detroit, MI. USA!
  • 1/4" elastic ear loops
  • Comfortable: Curved, contoured pattern fits very closely to the face.
  • Reusable and machine washable - see our care instructions

Here's the deal, I hate wearing masks, but this one's actually really comfortable. For me to say that, means a lot - it feels nice on and isn’t annoying. The interior layer is a very soft bamboo, the same fabric we use for our scarves; the exterior is a tightly woven poly that is recommended to keep moisture away and the crud out. Yep, it's a little spendy for a single mask, but there's over 2 hours of work in each to get it just right, and it's infinitely reusable!

Important Legal Stuff: Our face covers are not medical-grade protective masks against Coronavirus. These are not sold as a medical item and we are not making any medical claims that our face covers will prevent illness or disease. The general wearing of protective face covers can help in reducing exposure to respiratory infections and allergies. This cover is not a social distancing replacement. It is to add an extra layer of protection. Even if you think you're indestructible, not everyone else is; so don't be gross and go out without a coughy filter! No warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given that the cover will prevent infection or the transmission of viruses or diseases. The cover is not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. If you have any specific questions about any medical matter, you should always consult a doctor or other healthcare provider.