Fuck Trump Necktie

$ 49.00

Brand Cyberoptix

Fuck Trump Necktie, Make Red Ties Great Again! We make great ties. No one makes better ties, believe me...

• Vegan safe, silky-soft microfiber
• Eco-friendly full color sublimation ink
• Necktie print size: 34" from bottom point. Yes, it can go through knot!
• Tie size: Choose standard, narrow, skinny, or standard XL
• Care: Hand wash, spot clean, or dry clean.
• Creases and folds? Gently iron medium.

Red only for now, because 45 killed our sales of red ties, and we need to reclaim the red tie.

Just in time for holiday dinner with the family!  Are you dreading going home to not one, but maybe two sets of 45-supporting relatives? Have a blended family with more divorces and remarriages than the man himself? You could potentially have eight sets of 45 supporters around one TREMENDOUS dinner table to make painfully droll chit-chat with, while they go on about how GREAT the economy is while your life has pretty much crapped the bed.

We’re here to help.

With our “Fuck Trump” tie, you can instigate a TERRIFIC family rout, all at the most sacred and celebratory time of year. 

Wear it long for extra authenticity. Tiny hands not included.

On the other hand, with our subtle diagonal design, they might not even notice what it says, just like they don’t notice how bleak your future is, or care.

Have family that actually gives a damn about the future of the human race?  Gift it to them all and take a joyous family portrait.

Make Christmas dinner great again. Happy Holidays, from Cyberoptix.


Designed and hand-printed in the USA in our Detroit, Michigan studio.

Love this design? Check out our matching coffee mug!

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