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Unemployable Ribbon, Worst Place Ribbons

$ 6.00

Brand Bold Faced Ribbons

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Unemployable Ribbon, Worst Place Ribbons. Whether they can't get a job because they're too smart to interact in the real world, or...well, quite the opposite, -- in the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Fortunately, Bold Faced Goods has created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together.

    •    2" x 7" light blue satin ribbon and cord, perfect for hanging in office or car. Remind them every day how much they're (not) loved.
    •    Gold hot-stamped graphic
    •    Blank "to:/from:" card on the reverse where you can lovingly fill in the name of the lucky recipient!
    •    Hand made in Canada

Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go. 
Bold Face's Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honor the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, they’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.

Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons!