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Woke Up Before Noon, Worst Place Ribbons

$ 6.00

Brand Bold Faced Ribbons

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Woke Up Before Noon, Worst Place Ribbons. You did it, sleeping beauty, even if you were the last one to leave the bar, you never cease to amaze with your work ethic. Baby steps! You may have failed at making the donuts, but at least now you can Uber Eats Taco Bell...so does it really matter? 

    •    2" x 7" golden yellow satin ribbon and cord, perfect for hanging in office or car. Remind them every day how much they're (not) loved.
    •    Gold hot-stamped graphic
    •    Blank "to:/from:" card on the reverse where you can lovingly fill in the name of the lucky recipient!
    •    Hand made in Canada

In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go. Fortunately, Bold Faced Goods created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honor the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, they’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.



Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.