Condemned as Dangerous & Unsafe, Detroit T-Shirt

$ 26.00

Condemned as Dangerous & Unsafe, Detroit Danger Keep Out T-Shirt. Peep the last photo to see the original found object, an old school early 2000s City of Detroit "Danger Card" that was affixed to structures deemed uninhabitable. 

  • 4.2 oz. luxurious premium Bella+Canvas triblend jersey
  • Non-toxic waterbase printing ink
  • Address lines left blank so you can handwrite in your own address or quip.
  • Choose XS-3XL
  • Runs true to size. Please select your usual size
  • "Unisex"/mens sizing; ladies may want to size down one for a more fitted look 

So why put it on a human? Well, because history; its dark af; we're rapidly losing our historic houses and commercial buildings to stadiums... but on a lighter note we also all know that guy who may not treat their body exactly as an..um.. temple? Perhaps more of an amusement park or fun house? Whether you're a toxic hot mess or just like photographing structures that are, with a bit of a dark nod to Detroit ruin porn, this shirt is for you.

About that original document: No, we didn't swipe it off a house, Well Done's designer found it in a pile of trash on the street over a decade ago. 

Hand screen printed in the USA in our Detroit Michigan studio, located in Historic Eastern Market.