Pill Print Face Mask, chill pill washable fabric face cover

$ 36.00

Chill Pill, two-layer fabric face mask. Silkscreened fabric face cover. Know someone who's a real pill? A pharmacy student? Needs a chill pill? Doctor with a sense of humor? Fear and Loathing fan? An activist against Big Pharma? Overprescribed and loving it? Or a good ol' PacMan running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music? 

  • Exterior: Super tight, silky-soft, fine-weave microfiber poly
  • Lining: Soft, bamboo-viscose interior
  • 100% hand made!
  • Fabric hand-silkscreen printed by me in Detroit, MI. USA!
  • Waterbase, non-toxic printing ink
  • Hand sewn by me in Detroit, MI. USA! *NOT* a pre-made blank.
  • 1/4" elastic ear loops
  • One size fits most - if you have an XXL noggin or beard, please select that option from the menu so we can adjust the ear loops a little longer for you.
  • Comfortable: Fits very closely to the face
  • Reusable and machine washable - see our care instructions

Shown in photos: SIlver printing ink on black. Hand-sewn and hand-printed in our Detroit studio.

Exact same fabric and print as our Cyberoptix Ties, now you can show your love for the thing you're into...well...right on your face hole. Never has businessing in the apocalypse been quite so fancy. 

Here's the deal kids, we all hate wearing masks, but this one's actually really comfortable. For me to say that, means a lot - it feels nice on and isn’t annoying. The interior layer is a very soft bamboo, the same fabric we use for our scarves; the exterior is a tightly woven poly that is recommended to keep moisture away and the crud out. Yep, it's a little spendy for a single mask, but there's over 2 hours of work in each to get it just right, and it's infinitely reusable!

Important Legal Stuff: Our face covers are not medical-grade protective masks against Coronavirus. These are not sold as a medical item and we are not making any medical claims that our face covers will prevent illness or disease. The general wearing of protective face covers can help in reducing exposure to respiratory infections and allergies. This cover is not a social distancing replacement. It is to add an extra layer of protection. Even if you think you're indestructible, not everyone else is; so don't be gross and go out without a coughy filter! No warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given that the cover will prevent infection or the transmission of viruses or diseases. The cover is not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. If you have any specific questions about any medical matter, you should always consult a doctor or other healthcare provider.